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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

What are the reasons behind Europeans preferring to visit third world countries over taking holidays in their own continent?

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?

No go.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is your twin flame story?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I used the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra and Galaxy A16; here’s what $1,100 more buys you - Android Police

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

What does it mean to dream about demons possessing people, and what can be done about this dream that keeps occurring for years?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

If a non-LGBT man (of any age) from a Western country attracts far more mosquitoes than potential dates, what does that say about him?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

A rare shark is seeking refuge in Miami's Biscayne Bay. Here's why scientists just spent 8 years tracking it - BBC Wildlife Magazine

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Isn't it great that we have an incoming president who is embracing ideas from the past like manifest destiny? Isn't it greater that Trump is willing to get us more territory and land?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?