What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:52

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is your analysis of Walter White from Breaking Bad?
No go.
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is your twin flame story?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...